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They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. Free beers in five different bars! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!

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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight.

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Bill Burr has always been a volatile comedian, but his latest Netflix special finds him more triggered than ever. Nah, Burr just wants to lodge a complaint about the hypothetical hypocrisy of women who elevated Michelle Obama going on to, maybe, one day, diminish a male First Lady. I feel triggered! Instead, they churn out more material about how the people triggered by the wrong things are bad and the brave heroes triggered by those people are actually amazing.

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A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says:.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?

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Theresa May recounted a sex anecdote, targeted her own Cabinet ministers and even made light of herself as she entertained journalists at the Westminster Correspondents' Dinner. Speaking on Wednesday night, the Prime Minister suggested she had considered calling another snap election in order to escape the event for a second year running, before presenting a self-effacing look at her turbulent last 12 months. On advice from her predecessor David Cameron, Mrs May quipped: "The weather has been rather bad in West Oxfordshire and sadly David couldn't make it because he is snowed into his wheely shed. Lovely to see you here tonight Amber.

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Illustration by Giacomo Gambineri. Yes, a joke can be a one-liner built from a setup and a punch line, but it can also be an act of physical comedy. Pretending to stick a needle in your eye, or pooping in the street while wearing a wedding dress: both jokes.

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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either. Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

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